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What Happens When A Girl Falls
For One Or More Of The Following ?

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What happens when a girl falls
for one or more of the following ?



A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)



A trashman? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)



An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)
So marry someone just like Howdy...
(Did all of you ladies see his picture below???)



If you know any more about above, please
leave in comments section just below!!!


5 Comments:

Blogger Aphrodite said...

so, what do they say about M&M's?
You know Musicians and Magicians?!

Last time I checked it wasn't part of the rules to propose over the internet buddy.

11:22 AM  
Blogger 'Thought & Humor' said...

Sorry Aph - but the pic of me is to give the girls a target. Next to me - you all look great!!!

Howdy

Musicians - will tune you out.
Magicians - will disappear on you.

6:24 PM  
Blogger John said...

hey, the other day...thanks.
those puns were really funny.
good job.

oh yeah. im only 12
i had to use a dictionary to find
out what the words ment.

6:19 PM  
Blogger 'Thought & Humor' said...

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7:46 PM  
Blogger 'Thought & Humor' said...

Thanks John & Merry Christmas...
Howdy

7:48 PM  

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