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Riddles For 11.28.5

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1) The Lines - Which Movie???

"I'm in the library on a Saturday night!
..She'll think I'm a geek! "

"Hey, she's in here too."
"Oh, yeah, that's right."

(CLUE: A MEL GIBSON FILM)

2) I start with the letter e,
I end with the letter e.
I contain only one letter,
Yet I am not the letter e!

What am I?

3)Can you decipher these well known proverbs?

a) A rotating fragment of mineral collects no bryophytic plants.
b) Exercise your visual faculties prior to executing a jump.
c) Under no circumstances compute the number of your barnyard
fowl previous to their incubation.
d) An excess of individuals skilled in the preparation of
edibles impairs the quality of thin soup.
e) A feathered biped in the terminal part of the arm equals
in value a pair of feathered bipeds in densely branched
shrubbery.
f) A recently purchased implement for brushing aways floor
dirt invariably effaces the dirt most efficiently.
g) A timorous heart at no time succeeds in acquiring the
beautiful damsel.
h) Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent
affection and armed conflict between nations.

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1) FOREVER YOUNG
2) ENVELOPE
3)
a) A rolling stone gathers no moss.
b) Look before you leap.
c) Never count your chickens before they hatch.
d) Too many cooks spoil the broth.
e) A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
f) A new broom sweeps clean.
h) Faint heart ne'er won fair lady
i) All's fair in love and war.


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