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Tuesday

Question



Q: What do these people have in common???

1) John Couey
2) House Dems*
3) Campus Libs
4) CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, etc.
5) Scott Peterson
6) Howard Dean
7) Der Fuehrer
8)
Joseph Stalin
9) George Greer
10) Michael Schiavo

A) If you guessed they like to have
people die, you would be right.
Unfortunately, they might start
the ball rolling for someone
you love to be next or maybe
me or maybe you!!!

When the Nazis came to get the
gypsies I did not say anything
because I was not a gypsy.
When they came to get the
communists I did not say
anything because I was not
a communist. When they came
to get the Jews I did not say
anything because I was not
a Jew. When they came to
get me there was no one left
to stand up for me. - Neimoller

Why are these folks so worried
about the way terrorist are treated
in prison but don't mind starving
a Florida woman who is NOT on
life support??? Why do they worry
about baby seals & whales but
greatly desire the extermination
of many many human babies.
Tell
me why if you know...

*Not all - just a majority.

*********************

How Terri Will Die:

By The Associated Press

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Here is the
general process of death for patients
whose food and hydration tubes are
withdrawn.

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Sunday

All Humor Suspended



All humor suspended on this BLOG until Terri is
given Food & Water or she's murdered legally by
the State of Florida.


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Days w/o Water & Food:

12


Friday

The Purpose Driven Life & The Bible



Ashley Smith said she asked Brian Nichols if she could read.
She retrieved a Bible and a
copy of "The Purpose-Driven Life."
She said he asked her to repeat a
paragraph "about what you
thought your purpose in life was -- what talents
were you given."

Smith said she asked Nichols why he chose her.

"He said he thought I was an angel sent from God, and that
I was his sister
and he was my brother in Christ," she said.
"And that he was lost, and that
God led him to me to tell him
that he had hurt a lot of people."


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Don't Let This Woman Die!!!



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What's the Difference???
Michael & Scott



Some want to starve this woman today

at 1 P.M. E.S.T.



President's Statement on Terri Schiavo



The case of Terri Schiavo raises complex issues.
Yet in instances like this one, where there are
serious questions and substantial doubts, our
society, our laws, and our courts should have
a presumption in favor of life. Those who live
at the mercy of others deserve our special care
and concern. It should be our goal as a nation
to build a culture of life, where all Americans
are valued, welcomed, and protected - and that
culture of life must extend to individuals with
disabilities. - - President George W. Bush




Her husband - Michael - who has been living with
another woman
will profit significantly upon her
death - sounds as though
he and Scott Peterson
are good friends.



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Some men cannot grasp the commitment involved
in marriage. California’s Scott Peterson, for example,
misunderstood the words “till death do us part” as a
permission slip to murder his wife. Likewise, Michael
Schiavo from Florida, ignoring the lines “in sickness
or in health,” has opted against both fidelity and divorce
in favor of court-sanctioned forced starvation for his wife.

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Thursday

Newspapers



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What Eggs???

Thank You But...

Party Riddles 3.17.5



1) Can you decipher this famous saying?

A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of
gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain
potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in
ebullient Adam's ale.

2) Rearrange the following letters to form a single word

MAN USES METER

3) My thunder rolls beneath me,
my lightning flares above.
I dust the crust, and when I bust,
all I touch will I shove.
What am I?

4) It is in a rock but not in a stone, it is in
marrow but not in a bone. It is in a bolster
but not in a bed, it is not living, nor is it
dead. What is it?

5) Name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see.

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The Real Saint Patrick



Apostle to the Irish
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If He Is



An essay from G.K. Chesterton begins, "In all
the current controversies
people begin at the
wrong end as readily as at the right end; never

stopping to consider which is really the end."
In a world impressed with
its ability to create
and own high-tech carts, putting the cart before
the
horse is beginning to seem natural. Even
thoughtful people seem to have
forgotten how
to think. Chesterton continues, "One very
common form of
the blunder is to make modern
conditions an absolute end and then try to

fit human necessities to that end, as if they
were only a means. Thus
people say, 'Home
life is not suited to the business life of today.'
Which
is as if they said, 'Heads are not suited
to the sort of hats now in
fashion.'" Cutting
off heads to meet the shrinkage of hats is hardly

fixing what we might call the "Hat Problem."

This reverse of end and means is not entirely
a modern problem, though the trend does
seem to be increasing. As C.S. Lewis once
observed, logic seems no longer to be valued
as a subject in our schools. This is startling
when
you consider how much we seem to
value the constant surge of information.

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Between Two Crashes

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It was one of those unexpected phone
calls that leaves you stunned. Our friend
Curt, one of the most experienced private
pilots we know, had crashed two hours
earlier. He was landing on a grass strip
near his home, a strip where he had
landed hundreds of times. This time
he somehow went into a skid that
propelled his plane right into a tree.
The plane caught fire and then it
exploded. And our friend Curt was
in heaven. As a beloved leader in our
community, his death rocked a lot of
us. Because of a collapsed wheel, he
had been in a crash fourteen months
earlier actually; one which should
have been fatal but from which he
escaped with serious but survivable
injuries. I can't tell you how grateful
I am that he didn't die then. Something
very important happened between
those two crashes.

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Tuesday

Three Little Pigs Update



Q: Why did the three little pigs leave home?
A: Their father was an awful boar.

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Kitty Litter



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The Real Million Dollar Baby

Hilary Swank as Maggie in Warner Bros. Million Dollar Baby

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The Supreme Court Strikes Again



Justice Anthony Kennedy emerged as one of the
leading advocates for the Court's imposition of
its own morality in the place of elected legislators.
In Roper v. Simmons, Kennedy has once again
shown himself to be one of the most dangerous
legal activists of our times, ready to impose his
own sense of morality and law upon the rest of
society, putting the Supreme Court in the place
of the legislatures and the Justices' dictates in
the place of reasoned national debate.

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Adjust The Tension



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Monday

Excuse Me...



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Dear Diary



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The Avalanche Zone

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He was having a great day on the slopes, and lots
of new snow was there, an already deep base; it was
just the kind of day an experienced skier would hope
for. But then this one skier decided he wanted more.
He skied onto another part of the mountain - a section
that was clearly marked with this large skull-and-
crossbones sign with a warning about going any
farther written in bold print: "You may die. You
decide." Sadly, that skier decided to ski where
he never should have gone. Then came the
massive avalanche that drove him headlong
into a tree and buried him in a snowy grave.

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The Light and the Hand



I lifted my camera to the bud of a
lilac-colored hibiscus. As it waved

eagerly in the breeze, I steadied the
branch with my hand. Widening the

aperture of the lens, I snapped the
shot and captured the star-shape

center hiding shyly in a cone of
mauve-purple petals.


A professional photographer later
commented on my photograph.
"I like the
use of light source from
the lower left corner." Light source?
No, the
sun was behind me on the
right shining down on the flower.
There was no
light source on the
lower left. I chuckled, "That is
actually my hand
blurred out of
focus. The light you see is just a
reflection on the hand
that was
steadying the branch." He replied,
"Appears to be a spiritual
allegory."

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Saturday

Dear IRS



"Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription.
Please remove my name from your mailing list..."



New 2004 IRS SHORT FORM:
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Send It All Now!

Friday

Office Notice



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Complaint Departmant



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Internet Aggression



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The Value of Life



We see it everywhere we look. Our society increasingly
has come to value human
beings not for who they are,
but for what they can do.




Sometimes it makes headlines, as with Terri Schiavo,
whose parents are still
fighting a high-profile battle
to keep her alive. Sometimes nobody notices: just

one more lonely nursing-home patient or prisoner;
one more tiny life aborted and
discarded. If they
don't have something to contribute, we have little
use for
them.



It is central to the Christian worldview that all
humans are created in the
image of God, even
humans in comas. And we can never treat the
image of God as a
means to an end. Humans
are always subjects, never objects.

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Thursday

Cowboy Low-Calorie Meal



Q: What do you call a take-out low-calorie
meal for a cowboy?


A: A Saddle Light Dish.

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