Q/A

Q. What did one magnet say to another magnet?
A. I find you *very* attractive!


Q. What kind of eggs do wicked chickens lay?
A. Deviled eggs.


Q. What happened to the duck when he heard a joke?
A. It quacked him up.


Q. Why is a crossword like a quarrel?
A. One word leads to another.


Q. Where does Friday come before Thursday?
A. In the dictionary!