Female Friends

Jill and her (recent UNC grad) friend Linda were
chatting over coffee.

Says Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange
and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine
when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or
sugar, or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye."

Linda then took a sip of her coffee. "Oww!"
she cried. "There it goes again!"

Says Jill,

"Linda, sweetie.....

take the spoon out of the cup!"