BARTENDERS SEE SOME REALLY ODD THINGS...

1. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says,
"I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you
sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Sorry, we don't serve food."