New Mower

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Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how
she really wished that she could afford a riding
lawnmower. She was a single gal that worked all
day and was often tired in the evening when she
got home from work.

So, being the handy sort of guy that I was, I made
her a riding lawnmower (see below for photo of
lawnmower.) I guess I thought she would squeal
with delight and give me a big hug.

To this day I have never been able to understand
why women are so hard to please.