How Many Dogs Would it Take To Replace A Burned Out Light Bulb. . .

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1.. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me. Just try 'n make me!

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't
missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to
see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry,
but I don't see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still wet on
the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there. . .

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. So...Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
in a little circle ...

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE
DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.