Wrong Number

A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed

my cell phone instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of
Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.

"Well, no," I answered puzzled at first. "But I have

a wife and eight children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in her turn.

"I don't think so," I replied - kidding a bit with her

(because my wife was sitting beside me), "but it's

as close as I want to get."
.

(Actually, I was hoping to be blessed with an even dozen:O)