The Nerve!!!

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was
a friendly, jovial man. But there was one subject
you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height.
Or, should I say, his lack of it.

One day he stormed through the door and announced
angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"

Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless,
except for one who blurted out, "How could anyone
stoop so low?"