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Questions that really need answers...



1. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

2. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?

3. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
on all fours? They're both dogs!

4. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

5 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?

6. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?

8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

posted by Videos by Professor Howdy | 2/08/2005

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