Doctor's Visit

A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical.
The nurse starts with the basics. "How much
do you weigh?" she asks. "Oh, about
One-sixty-five," he answers. The nurse puts
him on the scale. It turns out that his weight
is 187. Then the nurse asks, "Do you know
your height?" "Oh, about six feet," he answers.
The nurse checks and finds that he's only 5
feet and 8 inches tall. Then she takes his blood
pressure. It's very high. "High!" The man
explains, "Of course it's high. When I came
in here, I was tall and lanky. Now, I'm short and fat!"