New Dentist

While waiting for her first appointment
in the reception room of a new (for her)
dentist, a UNC grad noticed the dentist's
certificate on the wall , which bore his
full name.

Suddenly, she remembered that a tall,
handsome boy with the same name had
been in her university class almost 20
years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, she quickly
discarded any such thought. This balding,
gray-haired man with the deeply lined
face was too old to have been her
classmate, she thought.

After he had examined her teeth, she asked
him if he had attended UNC.

"Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" she asked.

He answered, "In 1983."

"Why, you were in my class!" she exclaimed.

He looked at her closely and then asked,
"What did you teach?"