Elementronics

Elementronics

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has
a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons,
5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons,
and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going
round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which
time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews
leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the
exchange of tiny particles known as morons.