Top Joke In Australia

This woman rushed to see her doctor,
looking very much worried and all strung
out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look
at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and
saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up,
my skin was all wrinkled and pasty,
my eyes were bloodshot and bugging
out, and I had this corpse-like look on
my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple
of minutes, then calmly says: “Well,
I can tell you that there ain't nothing
wrong with your eyesight....”