National Champion

A very large, old, building was being torn down
in Chapel Hill, N.C. to make room for a new dorm.
While working on the 9th floor, two construction
workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind
the elevator shaft. They decided that they should
call the police. When the police arrived they directed
them to the closet and showed them the skeleton
fully clothed and standing upright. They said, "This
could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

Two days went by and the construction workers
couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who
they had found. They called the police and said,
"We are the two guys who found the skeleton in
the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy
Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was
somebody kind of important."

"Well, who was it?"

"The 1956 UNC National Hide-and-Seek Champion."