Room Service

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It's amazing, but you will understand the above
word by the end of the conversation. Read aloud
for best results to another person.

Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking
funny for a while after reading this. e-mail of 1999.

The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia,
which was recorded and published in the Far East
Economic Review.....

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor
sunteen??"
G : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G : "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G : "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G : "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G : "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't
know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes?
Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G : "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G : "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Asss ruin torino fee, strangle
ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping
we bother honey sigh,and copy....rye??"
G : "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"