Delivery For A Friend

I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an
orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office,
and using my car to help transport some of
his office equipment.

I had decided to position his somewhat
fragile display skeleton strapped into the
back seat of my car, his bony arm across
the back of my seat.

Not thinking, I hadn't considered the drive
across town. At one traffic light, the stares
of the people in the car beside me became
quite obvious.

I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering
him to a doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window
and commented, "I hate to tell you, but I
looks like you may be a bit too late!"

Read out-loud to a friend over the phone!!!