Six Foot Tall Bug

A man was sitting at home one evening, when
the doorbell rang. When he answered the door,
a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The
cockroach immediately punched him between
the eyes and scampered off.

The next evening, the man was sitting at home
when the doorbell rang again. When he answered
the door, the cockroach was there again. This time,
it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him
before running away.

The third evening, the man was sitting at home when
the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the
cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and
stabbed him several times before running off. The
gravely injured man managed to crawl to the tele-
phone and summoned an ambulance.

He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.

The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds.
He asked the man what happened, so the man explained
about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the
near fatal stabbing.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's
a nasty bug going around."